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Why the Chicken Crossed the Road... In the Words of the Star Wars Characters
YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.
LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.
HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!
THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.
ARTOO: beep beep be bop.
CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!
BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.
BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!
WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?
JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.
BIB: Die chicken wanga?
BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?
TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!
UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. Your only concern is to cross that road.
AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.
ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark
LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!
EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.
JABBA: Bo shuda chicken!
(c) Author/s unknown
Reasons Not To Join The Imperials
Their best troops were defeated by rock and stick wielding teddy bears.
Stormtroopers must give an order twice in order for someone to do it. ("Move along, move along", "Open the blast doors, open the blast doors!")
They have a dianoga (a creature you wouldn't wanna run into) in their garbage disposal.
They have several spots were there are bottomless pits in the Death Star and there's not even a "watch your step" sign.
On the Death Star, there are two officers standing feet away from a beam that can vaporise a planet.
Stormtroopers' armour offer no protection whatsoever (Arrows went through them on Endor. Not your fancy type. Ones made out of tree limbs and stones.)
Their security was breached by a farm-boy, smuggler, princess, and a "walking carpet".
Their moon-size battle station was destroyed by one rebel X-Wing.
TIE Fighters have no shields.
The Death Star had no shield, even though a rebel base was only minutes away.
The Rebels had the Force. (Ed: okay, okay, the Imperials had the force too but who won in the end?)
They have a nice, convenient trench leading to a nice, convenient thermal exhaust port leading to the "main reactor" which could conveniently blow up the place.
(c) Unknown.
hier gibts noch mehr solche Sachen, wer Zeit hat:
http://www.rebelpilot.net/humor/contributed.html
Jo, den hatte Mogwai schon weiter oben gepostet, macht ja nix, manche Neuzugänge kennen ihn eventuell noch nicht und das ist so ziemlich der lustigste Fan-Film den ich kenne.)
Geiles Bild, Sido. Sieht aus, als ob der Bullle dem Trooper gleich eins mit dem Blaster überzieht.. 
