Star Wars zum schmunzeln

Beitrag von **Horst-Wan-Kenobi** » Mi 1. Dez 2004, 00:48

Hallöchen,
hab bei SW Union n paar links gefunden...
Ich finds ganz nett gemacht

http://www.darkwars.de/index,1,4,1.xhtml

http://www.darkwars.de/index,0,0,.xhtml

Beitrag von **darth-jack** » Do 2. Dez 2004, 20:26

Servus,
hier ein kleiner Schnappschuss von der letzten (dunkeln) Weihnachtsfeier.

Bild

Beitrag von **Horst-Wan-Kenobi** » Fr 3. Dez 2004, 04:41

@Darth-Jack
...und wer bist Du von den Beiden *lol*

Scherz beiseite...ganz nettes pic...hihihi

mogwai26 · Beitrag von **mogwai26** » Mo 20. Dez 2004, 01:10

hier hab ich nen jedirap gefunden- angelehnt an Eminems "My Name Is";ich finds lustig:

Hi Younglings!
Do you like violence?
Wanna see me slice off Lukes hand,
cause he won't go the same route that I went?

Wanna copy me,
and do exactly like I did?
Fall into a lava pit,
and melt off each one of my eye lids?

My heads a hard boiled egg,
this mask won't let me see straight,
I melted off most of my legs,
and I can't figure out how I'm supposed to urinate

And Palpy said: "Anakin, why's your face red?
Oh wait, 3/4 of your body looks like tomato paste,
and your half dead!

Well, since age 12,
Qui-Gonn started dressing me like I'm someone else,
and everytime I'd whine and cry,
He would bend me over his knee, and beat me with his jedi belt

I got pissed off,
stole Mace's speeder,
and sped off,
but Obi-Wan found me,
and slapped me in the face so hard,
it knocked me backwards and left this scar

Chewie and me smoked a fat pound of grass,
and Palpy threw Mace out a window,
flat out on his ass,
faster than Jabba when he sits down to fast

The Jedi Temple tried to flunk me when I was in junior high,
Thanks alot, maybe I'll be a jedi by the time I'm 35,
I shot Obi-Wan in the leg with a laser,
nailed Yoda in the ass with a taser,
and sliced half his ear off with a lightsabre

Beitrag von **electricdragon** » Mo 20. Dez 2004, 08:56

Beitrag von **Horst-Wan-Kenobi** » Mo 20. Dez 2004, 20:14

....wie geil!

Beitrag von **electricdragon** » Mo 24. Jan 2005, 01:10

Ich habe was gefunden und musste mich totlachen:

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road... In the Words of the Star Wars Characters

YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.

VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.

LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.

LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.

HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!

THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.

ARTOO: beep beep be bop.

CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!

BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.

BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!

WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?

JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.

BIB: Die chicken wanga?

BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?

TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!

UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. Your only concern is to cross that road.

AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.

ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark

LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!

EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.

JABBA: Bo shuda chicken!

(c) Author/s unknown

Reasons Not To Join The Imperials

Their best troops were defeated by rock and stick wielding teddy bears.

Stormtroopers must give an order twice in order for someone to do it. ("Move along, move along", "Open the blast doors, open the blast doors!")

They have a dianoga (a creature you wouldn't wanna run into) in their garbage disposal.

They have several spots were there are bottomless pits in the Death Star and there's not even a "watch your step" sign.

On the Death Star, there are two officers standing feet away from a beam that can vaporise a planet.

Stormtroopers' armour offer no protection whatsoever (Arrows went through them on Endor. Not your fancy type. Ones made out of tree limbs and stones.)

Their security was breached by a farm-boy, smuggler, princess, and a "walking carpet".

Their moon-size battle station was destroyed by one rebel X-Wing.

TIE Fighters have no shields.

The Death Star had no shield, even though a rebel base was only minutes away.

The Rebels had the Force. (Ed: okay, okay, the Imperials had the force too but who won in the end?)

They have a nice, convenient trench leading to a nice, convenient thermal exhaust port leading to the "main reactor" which could conveniently blow up the place.

(c) Unknown.

hier gibts noch mehr solche Sachen, wer Zeit hat:

http://www.rebelpilot.net/humor/contributed.html

Beitrag von **electricdragon** » Fr 4. Feb 2005, 14:53

LOL!

http://warp99.com/movies/SWE3_large.mov ... 009be16019

Beitrag von **electricdragon** » So 6. Feb 2005, 19:20

http://www.churchofthegrey.com/atst/

Beitrag von **darth-jack** » So 6. Feb 2005, 19:49

Was die "Kleinen" können, können die "Grossen" auch!

mogwai26 · Beitrag von **mogwai26** » Mo 7. Feb 2005, 12:02

electricdragon hat geschrieben:http://www.churchofthegrey.com/atst/

was fürn scheiß

Beitrag von **Horst-Wan-Kenobi** » Mo 7. Feb 2005, 22:13

Pfui...Blasphemie!!!
Was für ein Schmutz...so billige Pornographie im Forum...

Wie geil...ich schmeiss mich weg....GRÖHL!!!!!!!!!

Beitrag von **Horst-Wan-Kenobi** » Mo 7. Feb 2005, 22:30

@electric
...ich hab mir grad mal den Film angeschaut und mich bepisst vor lachen...

...Super geile Verarschung....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beitrag von **Horst-Wan-Kenobi** » Mi 23. Feb 2005, 04:50

Guckt Euch das doch mal an ...ist das nicht geil...

http://toyfair.rebelscum.com/2005/kurts ... mage36.asp
http://toyfair.rebelscum.com/2005/kurts ... mage29.asp

Beitrag von **electricdragon** » Sa 5. Mär 2005, 02:42

Wer solchen kuriosen Kram mag, soll sich auch mal diesen Trash anschauen:

http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0926/ ...lohnt sich, manches kennt man, manches hätte man sogar gerne.

Obi-Wan-Lami · Beitrag von **Obi-Wan-Lami** » Sa 5. Mär 2005, 11:44

Die ganzen Dudes-Filme sind auch schon seit geraumer Zeit in der Fun-Sektion meiner HP zu finden inklusive der Special Edition des Star Wars Gangster Rap's.

mogwai26 · Beitrag von **mogwai26** » Sa 5. Mär 2005, 14:27

electricdragon hat geschrieben:Ich habe was gefunden und musste mich totlachen:

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road... In the Words of the Star Wars Characters

YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.

VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.

LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.

LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.

HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!

THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.

ARTOO: beep beep be bop.

CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!

BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.

BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!

WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?

JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.

BIB: Die chicken wanga?

BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?

TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!

UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. Your only concern is to cross that road.

AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.

ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark

LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!

EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.

JABBA: Bo shuda chicken!

(c) Author/s unknown

Reasons Not To Join The Imperials

Their best troops were defeated by rock and stick wielding teddy bears.

Stormtroopers must give an order twice in order for someone to do it. ("Move along, move along", "Open the blast doors, open the blast doors!")

They have a dianoga (a creature you wouldn't wanna run into) in their garbage disposal.

They have several spots were there are bottomless pits in the Death Star and there's not even a "watch your step" sign.

On the Death Star, there are two officers standing feet away from a beam that can vaporise a planet.

Stormtroopers' armour offer no protection whatsoever (Arrows went through them on Endor. Not your fancy type. Ones made out of tree limbs and stones.)

Their security was breached by a farm-boy, smuggler, princess, and a "walking carpet".

Their moon-size battle station was destroyed by one rebel X-Wing.

TIE Fighters have no shields.

The Death Star had no shield, even though a rebel base was only minutes away.

The Rebels had the Force. (Ed: okay, okay, the Imperials had the force too but who won in the end?)

They have a nice, convenient trench leading to a nice, convenient thermal exhaust port leading to the "main reactor" which could conveniently blow up the place.

(c) Unknown.

hier gibts noch mehr solche Sachen, wer Zeit hat:

http://www.rebelpilot.net/humor/contributed.html

genial

Beitrag von **electricdragon** » Do 10. Mär 2005, 11:27

Ich wusste es immer, C3PO hat den längsten:

http://www.snopes.com/movies/graphics/c-3p0-l.jpg

Xtreme · Beitrag von **Xtreme** » Sa 12. Mär 2005, 21:11

Seltene neue Variation.
Piett auf FreeSe Frame Karte!
http://cgi.ebay.de/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 38119&rd=1

Michifromhell · Beitrag von **Michifromhell** » So 13. Mär 2005, 01:17

Schaut euch mal troops an...

http://www.theforce.net/fanfilms/shortfilms/troops/

Beitrag von **Horst-Wan-Kenobi** » So 13. Mär 2005, 02:43

@Michi
...gabs den nich schon mal hier im Forum? Kenn den nämlich auch

Beitrag von **electricdragon** » So 13. Mär 2005, 11:19

Jo, den hatte Mogwai schon weiter oben gepostet, macht ja nix, manche Neuzugänge kennen ihn eventuell noch nicht und das ist so ziemlich der lustigste Fan-Film den ich kenne.

Michifromhell · Beitrag von **Michifromhell** » So 13. Mär 2005, 11:31

naja doppelt gepostet ....habt ihr euch conducct of evil angeschaut..super...

Xtreme · Beitrag von **Xtreme** » So 13. Mär 2005, 14:42

kennt ihr die Dude Saga? Wahrscheinlich schon, wolltes nur nochmal erwähnen. Die beste Flash-Animation die ich je gesehen habe!

sido · Beitrag von **sido** » Mi 16. Mär 2005, 12:43

hab grad nen schönes päckchen bekommen und wollte euch das nicht vorenthalten

)

die amis scheinen viel zeit zu haben

http://img159.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img159& ... 0148kz.jpg

lg
sIDOU

Beitrag von **Horst-Wan-Kenobi** » Mi 16. Mär 2005, 17:47

...Gott wieviel Briefmarken sind das...?????

sido · Beitrag von **sido** » Mi 16. Mär 2005, 23:34

obi-wan: eindeutig zu viele

hier hat sich einer wohl zu früh an der kinoschlange angestellt...

GeneralKenobi · Beitrag von **GeneralKenobi** » Mi 16. Mär 2005, 23:48

Wahrscheinlich verhaftet wegen unerlaubtem Waffenbesitz

G.K.

Beitrag von **electricdragon** » Do 17. Mär 2005, 03:23

Geiles Bild, Sido. Sieht aus, als ob der Bullle dem Trooper gleich eins mit dem Blaster überzieht..

Beitrag von **Horst-Wan-Kenobi** » Do 17. Mär 2005, 05:26

Jaaaa Packt Sie und zerhackt Sie...*lool*